The title represents an old saying that most of us believe and/or follow but are too humble, shy, or embarrassed to admit it. Don’t worry, we don’t care here at New York Events!

This is an expensive city that is constantly taking advantage of us. It’s nice to get a deal once in a while.

We recently partnered with Goldstar to bring our readers discounted tickets to live performances. We have an entire section of our website dedicated to half price tickets (take advantage, NOW!) to give you access to great New York events at a discounted price.

If you haven’t had a thorough look through our Half Price Tickets section, then not only are you missing out on great deals, you are missing out on straight up FREE events!

Yes, there are many comped tickets for you to choose from (unfortunately, we cannot eliminate the nominal ticketing fee). We chose some of our favorites and listed them for you below.

The complete list of discounted and FREE events can be found at Find your deal today!

Comedy’s Brightest Stars at Stand Up NY

Kung Fu & Drumming: China’s All-Female Group

Enjoy a Classic New York Breakfast While You Learn at The Museum of the City of New York

Affordable Art Fair: Take Home Original Paintings

All-You-Can-Play Pinball at Modern Pinball NYC

Donkey Punch: Modern Sex Comedy Explores Monogamy

Classic Soul & Motown Revue: A Decade of Soul

Museum of American Finance Exhibit The Fed at 100

Bee Gees Tribute You Should Be Dancin’ by the Hit

Comedy at The Stand: See New York’s Best Stand-Up

Saved by the Bell Parody Bayside! The Musical!

Pink Floyd Tribute Beyond the Wall Plays Dark Side

The Stone and Stone Show: Twin Comedians

ComedySportz NYC: Fast & Funny Improv Comedy

Ze Luis Quartet: Groove to Brazilian Jazz